A while back I read
an article about an 88-year-old woman who was hospitalized because she ate so much raw bok choy in the belief that it would cure her diabetes that the glucosinolates suppressed her thyroid.
So I've been careful not to let the vast numbers of
blueberries in my system have the same effect. I figure a good sign to stop will be when my skin turns purple.
On Friday morning I made good on my threat to try greek yogurt again with my daily dose of
Cyanococcus.

I used to attempt to eat tart greek or strained yogurts, but always had to douse them in tons of honey to make it go down. I couldn't understand why all the other bloggers were hailing it as the gorgeous, creamy food of the gods and eating it with Vitatops for dessert. You know what was missing in my cup?
Fat. There is a world, nay, a galaxy between Fage 0% and 2% milkfat. One definite perk of Intuitive Eating was that it allowed me to discover the wonders of a greek yogurt that hasn't been raped by calorie paranoia.
One downside of Intuitive Eating, though, is that I was forced to admit that an entire container of the stuff was too much for one sitting. I only consumed half of what's pictured before I didn't feel like eating anymore, and had to stash the rest in the fridge for snacking later. Sad. What's also sad is that because I only ate that half for breakfast, I was starving by 10. But then another perk popped up: I had a super-yummy Promax bar to chomp into! (By the way, are you sensing anything insidious to this Intuitive Eating thing? It sets me up for crisis, then swoops in just in time to strengthen my faith in it. Imagine if money was involved). Anyway, I have determined that I lovelovelove Promax bars. It didn't taste like the stuff in the chem lab waste bin, and it kept my stomach content until I could come home at 1:30. I can understand why
eaternotarunner used to eat them every day for lunch when she was having acid reflux issues.
Saturday's breakfast was even
more blueberry-happy, if you can picture it.

Well, now you can. Lovely on my tongue...not so lovely on my frying pan. The rough side of the sponge was necessary to get the cooked juice off, which tore me up inside as I tore up that handy nonstick surface.
As I was baking the pizza for our traditional Saturday lunch, I snagged some of the oven heat for
muffins. Don't tell me you didn't see this coming. I consulted this recipe from CookingLight for
Lemon-Blueberry Muffins, substituting white whole wheat for the all-purpose flour and three tablespoons of canola oil for the butter. Since I didn't have any lemons on hand for the rind, I must strike out the "lemon" part of the title, and replace it with the word "monster."

I knew I had filled the cups up more than usual, but good grief. Maybe it was the lemon juice I added to the soy milk to make "buttermilk." The ones on CookingLight look so tiny and cute...but I won't say no to more muffin for me.

Look at those oozy juices. Once again, pretty to look at, but not so pretty to scrub out of the muffin tin. Being a food blogger, my first move was to dump one into a creamy cup of more 2% Fage (and yes, I
did make a special trip to Kroger just to kill my craving for some. The Intuitive Eating made me do it).

I know I said this about my bran muffins last time, but why on earth have I been tolerating under-sweetened muffins all these years? These certainly weren't
cake, but had just the right level of sweetness to unleash the sugar monster from within. After gobbling this down, I had to tap into more Intuitive Eating mantras to keep myself from diving into the freezer for another.
Now, I have something to say about dinner. It didn't have anything to do with blueberries, but it was a huge occasion for me. No, we didn't celebrate anything. I didn't try anything new. But this is what went down: around 4:30 my tummy was starting to rumble, so I asked Sweetie if it was about time to start dinner. He said he wasn't hungry yet, and that I should have a snack. A month ago I would have panicked--wouldn't having a snack mean I'd exceed my calorie limit for the day? But I valiantly sliced up a banana and savored it with peanut butter, then returned to work on my take-home midterm. Four pages and a zillion citations later, I hit Ctrl-S and looked at the clock--it was
8pm. I set the steamer to boil and mixed the onion-beef filling for nikkuman, when...
BAM! Hungerhungerhungerhunger. What the heck. Half an hour prior I was perfectly fine, and suddenly I felt like I had walked ten miles through the desert and depleted every molecule of glycogen in my body. So
this is why Sweetie's always so frustratingly vague about when he wants to eat. He just doesn't think about food until, out of the blue, he biologically needs it. He informs me this is "normal," and when I think about it, this is the way I was as a kid too. Now I'm afraid to have children of my own--their natural, internal schedules would be too disruptive for my neatly ordered world.
Fortunately, these little meat dumplings only take 20 minutes to make, and miso soup but a few seconds.

Numnum. And having fed myself properly, I didn't feel like snacking for the rest of the night. If you've ever been around me at 10pm, that should come as a shock.
This post is already long, but I must make mention that the blueberry fest hasn't stopped for a long shot.
Le petit-déjeuner:


Awww, Intuitive Eating strikes again. Poor lonesome berry rolling off to escape exile to depths of the trash can. Unfortunately for you, there's no point in stashing a single spoonful of oatmeal in the fridge. But you lead a good life.